Nebraska Senator Ben Nelson was on Comedy Central’s “The Colbert Report” last night. Colbert, who does sort of a Bill O’Reilly homage, quizzed Nelson on his stance on the war in Iraq, which frankly shouldn’t upset the White House too much. He is basically for keeping the troops there, and for only shooting at people with Al-Qaeda terrorist uniforms on, and not with Sunni or Shia civil-war uniforms on. So that should be pretty easy.
But that isn’t what we on Leavenworth Street were most alarmed about. No, our first reaction was TO HIS HAIR! My gawd, it looks like he stopped by Dairy Queen before the show and dipped his head in Magic Shell! Talk about your Breck Girl!
So you can compare, here’s Nelson circa 2006 and Nelson last night.
Nelson 2006 &2007
OK, for a little comparison, let’s see what Nebraska’s Senator Chuck Hagel would look like if his barber added a little shoe polish to his rinse: