Scott Kleeb has a new TV spot out (at least on YouTube).
It’s called, “4 years in 30 seconds”.
Take a look.
A few things on this struck us immediately.
First, this tells us that Kleeb is low on cash. Not much was spent on this generic slideshow with some random song.
Completely impersonal. Nothing about Kleeb. Nothing about Mike Johanns. Nothing about Nebraska.
Just a muddled generic ad that will probably be used in a bunch of other Democratic campaigns around the country — but this one with Kleeb’s ten gallon sombrero at the end..
(Our favorite image was of the dictionary definition of “debt”. It reminded us of the time Homer Simpson was working on marketing the bowling alley, and he had to look up “marketing” in the dictionary…)
(Man, if you have to look it up, you ARE in trouble…)
The next thing that struck us is, Wow, Scott kleeb certainly must live a depressing life.
He apparently lives in all black and white.
And didn’t Kleeb get married and have a child during the last four years?
He means to tell us that the last four years were hopeless and horrible for him?
Someone tell his family.
And to the rest of you who had success and joy in the past four years?
Well you can, apparently, just suck it.
A few weeks ago Kleeb was asked how he was going to win the campaign, particularly the Omaha area. His answer, Meet everyone!
So beyond his attempt to meet all of Omaha’s lawyers, Scott will be making the rounds in the coming weeks to meet as many voters as he can.
Where, you ask?
Chicago – September 17,
New York City – September 18
San Francisco – September 22
Boston – September 25
Washington, D.C. – September 26
And while he is in those cities, we are sure he will try to meet as many Nebraska voters as possible…
Well, it is that time of year again. Yes, it’s time for Yard Sign Destruction! Here is one for our collection, some artistic work done on a Lee Terry sign.