New York resident and voter, Bob Kerrey, visited Nebraska for his big four-whole-days excursion to “see if he should run for Senate in Nebraska.”
Kerrey, who has not lived in the state for over ten years, believes that because one of his kids lives in Nebraska and partly owns businesses in Nebraska, he is practically a resident.
You know, the kind of resident who hasn’t lived in Nebraska for ten years and considers a four-day vacation to the Cornhusker State to be all the time he needs to re-represent one of the “big square state out in the midwest”.
Why, did you know that Kerrey even has FRIENDS in New York who are from Nebraska??? Not sure why Kerrey has not suggested that they run for the Unicameral, but maybe they just haven’t figured out which subway line reaches Lincoln.
And Kerrey also has something to say to big, bad Karl Rove, whose organization started running the radio ads against Kerrey.
“Yo, Karl! You’re fat! Hahahahahahaha!”
To quote him — only one of the times, since he used variations on this line in ALL of his media visits:
“I heard your very funny radio ad and would like to invite you to come to Nebraska and have a burger with my family at one of my restaurants. Or better: Let’s work out at one of my health clubs. I am certain you’ll be glad you did.”
That was the tamest of them.
But Cosmic Bob Kerrey making an ad hominem attack? Gee, the room is spinning! Can’t beleive such a thing!
Oh wait, Kerrey said of Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown:
“…in Massachusetts, they are willing to elect a guy who doesn’t believe in evolution just to keep the Democrats from having 60 votes.”
To which Brown’s camp replied…
“Scott Brown believes in evolution but in the case of Bob Kerrey he’s willing to make an exception.”
Ah the memories of Kerrey. Vindictive Kerrey. Pro abortion, pro cap and trade, pro ObamaCare, pro Democrat Kerrey.
And it has only taken four days to remember all this!
Just think what a few more months will do!
(Decision from Cosmic Bob next week!)
Did you hear the big news!?
Well it’s official.
Street Sweeper is going to ask to be appointed the head of the Nebraska Democratic Party. Sweeper has been a leading voice in favor of the Keystone XL Pipeline, and knows that the Democratic Party needs some “common sense” and “good ideas” instead of just getting another party “suit” in there.
We are looking forward to the party’s response.
Oh, and coverage in the OWH, LJS and Hastings TV. Because makes plennnnnnty of sense and couldn’t just be a media ploy, yeah?
Since it’s a chilly Friday afternoon (or whenever you may be reading this), feel free to weigh in on the results from chilly New Hampshire or whatever will happen in balmy South Carolina, and beyond.
And, uh, remember that one guy with the sweater vests? Santorini? What happened to him?
Anyone think a brokered convention could still happen? How about the Obama-Clinton ticket we were talking about a month or so ago?
The comments section is open.
Have yourself a weekend.