Makin’ Bacon

300830-F-XX000-004Don “Bits” Bacon will be announcing his candidacy for the GOP nomination for Nebraska’s 2nd District House seat at 10am today.

Check back later today for coverage of this event.

All relevant puns for the headline, listed in the comments below, will be considered.


  1. Suggestion says:

    It takes Bacon to take on Government Pork

    This Bacon will pork the competition

    This Bacon will make the President squeal like a pig

  2. Not Dazed But Definitely Confused says:

    So . . . is “Bits” just Leavenworth Street’s funny nickname for him, or does he actually use the nickname himself? Let us in on the joke here, guys.

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